GALACTIC GULP: ALIEN FRUIT JUICE EXPOSED!

Zorp's Zesty Treat from the Uncharted Reaches of space has become the latest craze on Earth! But is it safe? This juicy concoction, made from unknown fruits and strange plants, has left scientists baffled. Will you dare to taste it? Whispers abound about the effects of this powerful juice. It is said it grants superhuman strength and rejuvenates